Eureka! I have found a new source of energy! This is a clear winner. I call it Phew Energy. Here's how it works: take a deep, deep breath, hold it for 5 seconds, then blow big through your mouth, full power ... phew! I sure think you can move some stuff an inch or two with that.
Mind you, this is far cheaper than that Blue thing. Now, somebody please get me to Cikeas!